Brendan

Brendan's Home Page: Journal Entry 1: Noah and Abbey's dad sinks the Coral Queen and waits at the dock for the cops to arrest him.

I still can't belive dad sunk the coral queen, what an IDOIT! Abbey is realy mad too but im not as mad as her. Altought nether Abbey or me are as mad as mom.She has been sayin the D-word alot. Dad wants me to caught Dusty Muleman with him, but Jasper Jr is like my worst nightmare, man i realy hate that kid! I got him in trouble tought,but boy did he get me back. He socked me right in the eye. So i sunk his boat, hey i guess it runs in the family dad sunk Dusty boat and I sunk Jasper Jr boat.

Noah Underwood Journal Entry 2:Noah gets punched in the eye by Jasper Jr. and eventually sinks Jasper and Bull's boat. I decided to go fishing to think about dad being lockup and abbey going freak show crazy. I also learned that dad is the key to the door that is my family. If he being a wacko then mom is mad or jamming the key. Well anyway i want fishing, well the worst of the worst happen mean,ugly,annoying,big Jasper Jr saw me in his john boat with bull. Worst came to worst and then he socked me in the eye. So he said so more annoying wise guy comments and then left with bull on his john boat. No way i was letting them just cruse along like nothing happened so i sunk there boat with my new favorite rod. They looked like monkeys running for bananas but they were just running for land so they do not get wet surprisingly he did not come to punch me in my other eye but i know he's getting me back. I decided to just stay and keep fishing.

Noah, Underwood

Journal Entry 3: Noah has made a deal with Lice to give him his father's skiff (boat) in exchange for Lice's testimony against Dusty Muleman.

I'm kinda mad at dad not just, for being in jail but, he's giving away are fish boat to the big,fat,lazy and many more to Lice for his testimoney. Well anyway i had to go to his rat hole trailer. He is the nastiest person i have ever met but, im not saying anything about it. Turns out his girlfriend used to be dusty wife. Lice and Shelly (Lice's girlfriend) used to work on the Coral Queen i think Lice got fired because of stealing (as Lice says) Dusty wife.I 'm not sure why Shelly quit probley because he did not want to see that jerk off any longer. Well maybe i should just forget about being mad at dad its his boat anyway